Do You Really Like Classic Rock? You Can’t Deny These 10 Truths

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Songs Are Just Not What They Used To Be

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It took five people to write Justin Bieber’s “Baby”, “Bohemian Rhapsody” only needed one. Let that sink in. In a few years, no one will probably remember the former but for the third time, “Bohemian Rhapsody” just revisited the US Billboard Hot 100.

 

And Quite Frankly, The Whole Block!

It’s a crime not to play the songs REALLY loud. Do yourself and the whole neighborhood a favor – just crank it up!

 

At Least They Didn’t Mess With My Axl

Because it’s hard not to laugh at this. You know you’re dying to try this harmless prank. 🙂

 

Silly Biebs.

Go home, boy. You know nothing. You don’t even belong in the same sentence as Led Zeppelin because you’re not in the same league.

 

Yeah Go Ahead and Sit Down

We can actually hear his drum fills in our head. If you don’t know him, you’re either living under a rock or you have a poor taste in music. Which is which.

 

Total Deal-breaker

Ain’t nobody got time for you, girl. Go back to your lame, crappy, auto-tune music which everyone will forget in five years.

 

Never Seen Anything More Accurate

If you look closely, you can see me and my buddies rockin’ it out. No one’s passing up the chance to see our rock hero perform his classic hits – even arthritis won’t get in the way.

 

If You Know, Then You Know…

Criminally so. This guy deserves more love.

 

A Scientific Proven Fact

There’s no way you can play “Immigrant Song” without smiling. You just need to whip out your air guitar and rock out.

Be Like The Queen

Setting trends and still remaining classy. Never goes out of style.

 

You Know Keith Richards Is Immortal

The only who will survive the apocalypse and he will most likely outlive cockroaches too.

 

Cheers.

You’re the real MVP.