These May Creep You Out
Some of our most favorite rock songs contain lyrics – something that we never realized (or simply ignored because we were just rocking out) – that hinted pure dirty intentions. We, as fans, we managed to sing along and belt out some out the classics in this list without realizing the subject being tackle with their lyrics — some may have crossed the line into serious sexual desire, but watch for the song that talks about the dirtiest thing ever.
Check the list below and share with us what you think:
10. Led Zeppelin – Black Dog
The song refers to these two beings: a horny black dog and a man that can’t get enough of a woman.
Ah ah, child way ya shake that thing/Gon’ make you burn, gon’ make you sting/Hey, hey baby when you walk that way/Watch your honey drip, I can’t keep away.
9. The Knack- My Sharona
Doug Fieger (vocalist) confessed that the song was about a 17-year old woman named Sharona Alperin. Isn’t that creepy?
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind/I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind.
8. Eric Clapton – Layla
A beloved song for dads but Claptop is still pretty hooked up with this “Layla” person, and I think Layla is scared right now.
You’ve been running and hiding much too long.
You know it’s just your foolish pride.
Layla, you’ve got me on my knees.
Layla, I’m begging, darling, please.
Layla, darling won’t you ease my worried mind.
7. The Rolling Stones – Midnight Rambler
A creepy biography of Albert DeSalvo, a psychopath called the “Boston Strangler” who murdered 13 women in the 1960s.
I’m called the hit-and-run raper in anger/The knife-sharpened tippie-toe/Or just the shoot ’em dead, brainbell jangler.
6. Aerosmith – Walk This Way
Guys, remember your high school days, the first time losing your virginity? This song speaks solely about that but in ways that are dirtier.
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder/All the times I can reminisce/Ah the best thing lovin’ with her sister and her cousin.
5. ZZ Top – Pearl Necklace
A girl wants a pearl necklace but in exchange for an eponymous sex act.
She was gettin’ bombed/And I was gettin’ blown away… And that’s not jewelry she’s talkin’ about/It really don’t cost that much.
4. Ted Nugent – Jailbait
How come the authorities weren’t giving the Motor City Madman a JAILTIME after realizing what this song means.
Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen/You look too good to be true/I just know that you’re probably clean/There’s one little thing I got do to you.
3. Bad Company – Can’t Get Enough
You may like this one as a rock anthem because of its bombastic tune, but the opening line says it all and refusing to take “NO” for an answer.
Well, I take whatever I want/And baby I want you.
2. Ringo Starr – You’re Sixteen
Ever heard a man in his 30s singing a creepy song like this? Yup, this song kind of raised a big question.
You’re all ribbons and curls, ooh, what a girl/Eyes that sparkle and shine/You’re sixteen, you’re beautiful and you’re mine.
1. AC/DC – Big Balls
Well, it may not talk about a woman, but it talks about the dirtiest thing there ever is: THE BIG BALLS! And it’s even fun to listen to.
I’ve got big balls
I’ve got big balls
They’re such big balls
And they’re dirty big balls
And he’s got big balls
And she’s got big balls
(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)